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SH- Girlfriend's rules

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List of rules for John's girlfriends- by John Watson

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1-Don't open the fridge
2-Don't toutch any of Sherlock's experiments
3-Don't eat any food of which I haven't said that it is safe
4-You know what, don't enter the kitchen at all
5-Don't be surprised if I can't come to a date last moment
6-Ignore everything Sherlocks says to you
7-Don't sit on the leather chair
8-It's Sherlock's chair, you never know what he did with it
9-Talk to Sherlock as least as possible
10-Don't mention bees when Sherlock is around
11-Nor honey
12-He will talk for hours about them
13-The house will never be neat, live with it
14-You wont be able to sleep over at 221B Bakerstreet
15-Sherlock will make it hell
16-I swear
17-If Scherlock prepares any food for you, don't eat it
18-I know from experience
19-Don't confront Sherlock about being anything
20-Whatever happends, me and Sherlock are not a couple
21-If my texts make no sence, it's Sherlock
22-No personal things in emails
23-Sherlock reads them
24-I've changed my password a thousand times and he still gets in
25-No personal things over the thelephone either
26-I think he's wiretapping me when he's bored
27-Sherlock is bored often
28-When I am late for a date and I didn't call, don't panic
29-When I am late for a date and Sherlock calls, do panic
30-Ignore my phone when we're on dates
31-It'll go off every 10 seconds
32-Or less
33-You don't want to meet my familly
34-Seriously
35-Don't be surprised when random people walk into the flat
36-Remind me to never trust Sherlock when it's about dating
37-You might end up kidnapped
38-Stay away from a certain brother in a suit with an umbrella
39-I do not date when I am on a case with Sherlock
40-Weird things might happen
41-Last one sounded wrong, but you know what I mean
42-The skull in the living room is real, it's called Victor
43-Don't play with any guns you might find
44-They are also real
45-Don't be offended when Sherlock forgets who you are
46-Don't toutch the violin
47-Or dare to talk bad about it when he plays
48-It'll only get worse if you do
So yeah.. I dunno hadn't found a list of this yet.. I started out as how to survive with Sherlock, but this seemed better

I'll add rules if you can come up with them
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michealawood's avatar
Lol that is so funny