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List of rules for John's girlfriends- by John Watson
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1-Don't open the fridge
2-Don't toutch any of Sherlock's experiments
3-Don't eat any food of which I haven't said that it is safe
4-You know what, don't enter the kitchen at all
5-Don't be surprised if I can't come to a date last moment
6-Ignore everything Sherlocks says to you
7-Don't sit on the leather chair
8-It's Sherlock's chair, you never know what he did with it
9-Talk to Sherlock as least as possible
10-Don't mention bees when Sherlock is around
11-Nor honey
12-He will talk for hours about them
13-The house will never be neat, live with it
14-You wont be able to sleep over at 221B Bakerstreet
15-Sherlock will make it hell
16-I swear
17-If Scherlock prepares any food for you, don't eat it
18-I know from experience
19-Don't confront Sherlock about being anything
20-Whatever happends, me and Sherlock are not a couple
21-If my texts make no sence, it's Sherlock
22-No personal things in emails
23-Sherlock reads them
24-I've changed my password a thousand times and he still gets in
25-No personal things over the thelephone either
26-I think he's wiretapping me when he's bored
27-Sherlock is bored often
28-When I am late for a date and I didn't call, don't panic
29-When I am late for a date and Sherlock calls, do panic
30-Ignore my phone when we're on dates
31-It'll go off every 10 seconds
32-Or less
33-You don't want to meet my familly
34-Seriously
35-Don't be surprised when random people walk into the flat
36-Remind me to never trust Sherlock when it's about dating
37-You might end up kidnapped
38-Stay away from a certain brother in a suit with an umbrella
39-I do not date when I am on a case with Sherlock
40-Weird things might happen
41-Last one sounded wrong, but you know what I mean
42-The skull in the living room is real, it's called Victor
43-Don't play with any guns you might find
44-They are also real
45-Don't be offended when Sherlock forgets who you are
46-Don't toutch the violin
47-Or dare to talk bad about it when he plays
48-It'll only get worse if you do
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1-Don't open the fridge
2-Don't toutch any of Sherlock's experiments
3-Don't eat any food of which I haven't said that it is safe
4-You know what, don't enter the kitchen at all
5-Don't be surprised if I can't come to a date last moment
6-Ignore everything Sherlocks says to you
7-Don't sit on the leather chair
8-It's Sherlock's chair, you never know what he did with it
9-Talk to Sherlock as least as possible
10-Don't mention bees when Sherlock is around
11-Nor honey
12-He will talk for hours about them
13-The house will never be neat, live with it
14-You wont be able to sleep over at 221B Bakerstreet
15-Sherlock will make it hell
16-I swear
17-If Scherlock prepares any food for you, don't eat it
18-I know from experience
19-Don't confront Sherlock about being anything
20-Whatever happends, me and Sherlock are not a couple
21-If my texts make no sence, it's Sherlock
22-No personal things in emails
23-Sherlock reads them
24-I've changed my password a thousand times and he still gets in
25-No personal things over the thelephone either
26-I think he's wiretapping me when he's bored
27-Sherlock is bored often
28-When I am late for a date and I didn't call, don't panic
29-When I am late for a date and Sherlock calls, do panic
30-Ignore my phone when we're on dates
31-It'll go off every 10 seconds
32-Or less
33-You don't want to meet my familly
34-Seriously
35-Don't be surprised when random people walk into the flat
36-Remind me to never trust Sherlock when it's about dating
37-You might end up kidnapped
38-Stay away from a certain brother in a suit with an umbrella
39-I do not date when I am on a case with Sherlock
40-Weird things might happen
41-Last one sounded wrong, but you know what I mean
42-The skull in the living room is real, it's called Victor
43-Don't play with any guns you might find
44-They are also real
45-Don't be offended when Sherlock forgets who you are
46-Don't toutch the violin
47-Or dare to talk bad about it when he plays
48-It'll only get worse if you do
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So yeah.. I dunno hadn't found a list of this yet.. I started out as how to survive with Sherlock, but this seemed better
I'll add rules if you can come up with them
I'll add rules if you can come up with them
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Lol that is so funny